Ivan Musoke

Oh The Agony. . .

A 4608 Dear Agony Dude,
I hope you can solve my problem. I recently got into a relationship and all was going smoothly, so we decided to take it to the next step. We started to shower together. It seemed to work out fine in the beginning, but lately I’ve noticed something that bothers me. You see, even though we still shower together, I’m starting to think that my girlfriend has ulterior motives. I am beginning to suspect that all along she was in it for the hot water and not me.

Please Advise,
Wota Bodi

which brings us to these “problems” I read about not too long ago. Turns out the agony aunt didn’t know how to help.

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby : I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby: I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby: My Favorite. I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

a boy and a girl are talking, when:
Girl:… just tell me, do you have feelings for me?
Boy: a few. 

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37 Comments

  1. Princess, lucky you…

    lol…in for the hot water, dude needs to style up and compete.

    hahaha these could all be typos.

    Why not try a hand at being senga? would like to see some of the answers to these.

    M/w great nu template I love the blue

  2. Really Princess, I’m going to start banning your address from making comments. This firstie monopoly is frightening, to say the least 😯

    Emi’s That’s what I thought, but it didn’t stop me from using the word Lebanese in an attempt at political correctness. I figured you guys are a wise lot, so how about you provide solutions 💡

  3. dear wota bodi
    thank you for sharing your problem. Not many people are willing to share their water problems. i applaud you for being brave. that said, i would like to point out tat you are being stupid. the solution is easy. there is two actually
    1. stop bathing with your girlfriend
    2. uninstall the water heater

    however, from the tone of your letter, i feel as if the problem is with you. are you harboring resentment for your girlfriend? are you a greedy bastard that wants to hog all the hot water and the shower? are you jealous that your girlfriend has a killer sexy body and cant STAND comparing the both of you? or are you just TIRED of your girlfriend? if it is any of the above, please be sure to see your senga. the problem could be you.

    yours faithfully
    abbe

  4. You know, I totally relate to Wota Bodi’s girlfriend. I’d want hot water any way I could get it if I didn’t have it at home. Even if it means showering with a gross pot bellied man Baz.

    I know who you are Wota Bodi. Listen to Abbe.

  5. Carlo:, lemme see if I got this right, you would shower with gross pot bellied man Baz? Am I correct?
    31337: Looks like the pop is a better agony anti

  6. Not Baz! Eeeeewwwwwww!!! Ivan, stop putting words in my mouth and embarrassing me. I’ll pull out info on you that would make you wish you’d never opened up a blog! That’s a threat by the way.

  7. Of course not me. I will never have a pot belly. My genes are way too good.

    My genes are so good, I am not even disturbed by that eeewwww up there.

  8. Namwe, u guys, I cracked that jeans/genes joke. It came from far. 💡

    Somebody say LOL or LMAO at Cheri’s joke. 😀

    Guys, it’s rare that I come up with such gems. 🙁 😡 😥

  9. ha..ha…ha..ha @ cheri’s joke, it’s a lmfao yo killer. jeans have nothing to do with pot belly but I’d put my money up for grabs if Baz has a six pack.

    lol @ Ivan, you can really put people in capture. carlo 1: baz/dee 0

    But if it helps, the pot bellied guys in Ug are associated with the dime hence attract all the byanas and respect, its not easy maintain a pot so many piggs lose their life and UBL makes enough to bribe off Nema in order to pollute L.Vic

  10. Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

    Priceless!!! 😆

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