Oh The Agony. . .

A 4608 Dear Agony Dude,
I hope you can solve my problem. I recently got into a relationship and all was going smoothly, so we decided to take it to the next step. We started to shower together. It seemed to work out fine in the beginning, but lately I’ve noticed something that bothers me. You see, even though we still shower together, I’m starting to think that my girlfriend has ulterior motives. I am beginning to suspect that all along she was in it for the hot water and not me.

Please Advise,
Wota Bodi

which brings us to these “problems” I read about not too long ago. Turns out the agony aunt didn’t know how to help.

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby : I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby: I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby: My Favorite. I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

a boy and a girl are talking, when:
Girl:… just tell me, do you have feelings for me?
Boy: a few. 

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37 Comments

  • Princess Reply November 10, 2008

    🙂 😀 😆

  • Princess Reply November 10, 2008

    And those boots be mine, peoples! [i.e. Cheri] 😛

  • Emi's Reply November 10, 2008

    Princess, lucky you…

    lol…in for the hot water, dude needs to style up and compete.

    hahaha these could all be typos.

    Why not try a hand at being senga? would like to see some of the answers to these.

    M/w great nu template I love the blue

  • Ivan Reply November 10, 2008

    Really Princess, I’m going to start banning your address from making comments. This firstie monopoly is frightening, to say the least 😯

    Emi’s That’s what I thought, but it didn’t stop me from using the word Lebanese in an attempt at political correctness. I figured you guys are a wise lot, so how about you provide solutions 💡

  • The Emrys Reply November 10, 2008

    Dear Abby: i met this girl i want to marry, she has two kids and swears she is a virgin, is there a way i can be sure? 😆

  • Mr. B2B Reply November 10, 2008

    Can it get any better?
    Killer…

  • 31337 Reply November 10, 2008

    that last one is a killer. monday is made. what to do with this bothersome stuff called work? should i write to abby too?

  • eddsla Reply November 10, 2008

    Don’t i love passing by ivan’s…l 😆

  • antipop Reply November 10, 2008

    dear wota bodi
    thank you for sharing your problem. Not many people are willing to share their water problems. i applaud you for being brave. that said, i would like to point out tat you are being stupid. the solution is easy. there is two actually
    1. stop bathing with your girlfriend
    2. uninstall the water heater

    however, from the tone of your letter, i feel as if the problem is with you. are you harboring resentment for your girlfriend? are you a greedy bastard that wants to hog all the hot water and the shower? are you jealous that your girlfriend has a killer sexy body and cant STAND comparing the both of you? or are you just TIRED of your girlfriend? if it is any of the above, please be sure to see your senga. the problem could be you.

    yours faithfully
    abbe

  • Mudamuli Reply November 10, 2008

    Antipop for president!

  • Baz Reply November 10, 2008

    Dear Wota Bodi.

    Get a gross pot belly.

  • Carlo Reply November 10, 2008

    You know, I totally relate to Wota Bodi’s girlfriend. I’d want hot water any way I could get it if I didn’t have it at home. Even if it means showering with a gross pot bellied man Baz.

    I know who you are Wota Bodi. Listen to Abbe.

  • Ivan Reply November 10, 2008

    Carlo:, lemme see if I got this right, you would shower with gross pot bellied man Baz? Am I correct?
    31337: Looks like the pop is a better agony anti

  • Carlo Reply November 10, 2008

    Not Baz! Eeeeewwwwwww!!! Ivan, stop putting words in my mouth and embarrassing me. I’ll pull out info on you that would make you wish you’d never opened up a blog! That’s a threat by the way.

  • Baz Reply November 10, 2008

    Of course not me. I will never have a pot belly. My genes are way too good.

    My genes are so good, I am not even disturbed by that eeewwww up there.

  • Solomon King Reply November 10, 2008

    😀 HIlarious. Will comment bulungi when the sleep bounces from mine eyes.

  • Walkonby Reply November 10, 2008

    ….lol hard…

  • Darlkom Reply November 10, 2008

    @Carlo: take that eeewww back this minute!

  • esquire inc. Reply November 10, 2008

    the two “lebanese women”…a personal favourite..what i mean for the record is that…oh shoot what am i saying.. these abby series(or something like that) rock hard…

  • Iwaya Reply November 11, 2008

    The template leaves me thinking wow! Then I see the woman and begin to wonder…eh!

    You made up those agony aunt thingies….right? Hilarious! 😆

  • Ivan Reply November 11, 2008

    Iwaya, I wish I had. If I was to steal any credit, it would be for only one of those problems…

  • Mudamuli Reply November 11, 2008

    Which problem was yours, Ivan. Do tell. 😉

  • Miss Cheri Reply November 11, 2008

    Hehe 😀
    The three feelings are mutual. :mrgreen:

    Baz, your genes? That eewww was so bad it disturbs me. Your genes must be real good. Are they Levi’s? Or FUBU?

  • Miss Cheri Reply November 11, 2008

    Namwe, u guys, I cracked that jeans/genes joke. It came from far. 💡

    Somebody say LOL or LMAO at Cheri’s joke. 😀

    Guys, it’s rare that I come up with such gems. 🙁 😡 😥

  • Ivan Reply November 11, 2008

    Banange LMAO. Cheri I have Lolled you, you have made me laughter. You are funny me! Goodnense Grenshus!
    Happy?

  • Miss Cheri Reply November 11, 2008

    Yes.

    Next step…world domination.

  • Ivan Reply November 11, 2008

    I’m sure you will slay the world with such jokes. we shall be on our knees, screaming, begging…. ROTFL

  • Emi's Reply November 12, 2008

    ha..ha…ha..ha @ cheri’s joke, it’s a lmfao yo killer. jeans have nothing to do with pot belly but I’d put my money up for grabs if Baz has a six pack.

    lol @ Ivan, you can really put people in capture. carlo 1: baz/dee 0

    But if it helps, the pot bellied guys in Ug are associated with the dime hence attract all the byanas and respect, its not easy maintain a pot so many piggs lose their life and UBL makes enough to bribe off Nema in order to pollute L.Vic

  • Mudamuli Reply November 12, 2008

    I hadn’t got the joke. Lol @ Cheri. Jeans indeed. And @ ‘Goodnense Grenshus’ 🙂

  • Miss Cheri Reply November 12, 2008

    Lol Ivan, Emi and Mudamuli. Lol

    This blog has had more templates changes than I have p’d in 10 days.

  • Ivan Reply November 12, 2008

    Er, Cheri, we’ve been over this. You need to see a doctor

  • Miss Cheri Reply November 13, 2008

    Seen!!! He says your blog IS the problem. 😆

  • Ivan Reply November 13, 2008

    Which quack doctor is that going around claiming that my blog is a deterrent to peeing?

  • lulu Reply November 13, 2008

    i hear boy tells girl ‘afew’
    have you watched the movie boy eats girl? 😳

  • Ivan Reply November 13, 2008

    Lulu, when you say, “eats”…. what do you mean, exactly?

  • Alesi Reply November 17, 2008

    Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

    Priceless!!! 😆

  • Alesi Reply November 17, 2008

    @ Miss Cheri.. that was a good one , the gene/ jean thingy!! It tickles nicely!

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