The newspapers seem to be choke-full of material to play around with. And to appreciate some of this stuff, you need to look deep within and find your sense of humour…or that inner sadist.
Take for instance this story: Chameleone Falls From Arusha Hotel
If, like me, you are not too crazy about clicking random links, then I’ll break down the story for you. In a nutshell; Chameleone was in Tanzania recently for some performances. He went to sleep in his room on the 3rd floor of the Impala Hotel and when he woke up he was on the ground floor. Turns out he broke both his legs.
As an aspiring local artiste the message is clear. When people bestow upon you the occasional words of encouragement and tell you to “Break A Leg”, you MUST NOT take these things literally.
What was going through Chameleone’s mind, one wonders.
“Ati Break a leg. I’m Chameleone. I’m star performer. I break TWO!”
To all that wished me a happy birthday, thank you. Here’s to the brand new AGE OF INNOCENCE