Ivan Musoke

Drink our tap water, its tha shit!

 

Delivered As Promised

Some time during the course of the week, (Monday, I believe it was). It was reported that Kampala tap water has got faeces (there’s a word I didn’t think would ever appear on my blog).

This is a little worrying for people that are keen on tap water. It also means that the dude that took one sip, spat it out and said, “This tastes like shit!” may have been spot on.

Also, the gentleman that looked at a picture of a bottle of water, and discerned from its green hue that it may be some sports’ drink, yes, it is. Our water is guaranteed to have you running.

The mayor’s office has been quiet about the whole episode, but we are certain something will come out of there.

 

*update*

Something has come outta there, and I have put up the image accompanying this line of text.

 “We are ready for CHOGM!”

We were also duly informed that taking this water will make pretty women dressed in white spread their hands out as a bird does wings whilst at the beach.

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  1. “This tastes like shit!” Lol

    Have u also been at Kado Pado Bar and Restaurant in Kireka? Cuz it looks like U and Baz have been drinking that illegal brew, Changaa!!!

    U guys are poisonous!

    I think Robin Thicke is delivery some poison laced coffee to both of u!!!!

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