Some time during the course of the week, (Monday, I believe it was). It was reported that Kampala tap water has got faeces (thereâ€™s a word I didnâ€™t think would ever appear on my blog).
This is a little worrying for people that are keen on tap water. It also means that the dude that took one sip, spat it out and said, â€œThis tastes like shit!â€ may have been spot on.
Also, the gentleman that looked at a picture of a bottle of water, and discerned from its green hue that it may be some sportsâ€™ drink, yes, it is. Our water is guaranteed to have you running.
The mayorâ€™s office has been quiet about the whole episode, but we are certain something will come out of there.
Something has come outta there, and I have put up the image accompanying this line of text.
Â â€œWe are ready for CHOGM!â€
We were also duly informed that taking this water will make pretty women dressed in white spread their hands out as a bird does wings whilst at the beach.