Its been a while. In fact, its been ages. Some have pointed to the possibility that my beef with you is because you ended up with Gay Z and not me. Thatâ€™s not true, I applaud your choice in collaborative partnerships. Others have suggested that I am hating on you because you are bootylicious and I am not. I have ha-ha-d those ones.
The simple fact is, me for me, I think they over gave you props. I liked Kelly better. Even when you tried to tell me mbu work it out, my eyes there for Kelly. Then you did the song bootylicious and I found myself listening. Taking note even. I didnâ€™t like that. I was trying to get you out of my system and then you pulled that move on me. That wasnâ€™t fair.
I wonâ€™t even go into the fact that you went and introduced a new word into the English Language. I am cool with that. Granted its not cool that your silly word made it into Oxfordâ€™s Big-ass dictionary and our â€œblogrenâ€ only features amongst us. I mean what the hell? Mbu you have money? For us we be here chillinâ€™ with our communist ways, you you go and pay for them to put a word in the dictionary. How did Taata Beyonce take it? Me I know there are no those ones of Win School Fees in your Coca Cola side of life. A guy has to pay through his teeth to get an education for his own individual self and his ka-independent woman of a daughter. Then you go and repay him how, by coming up with some new word. ****! Youâ€™re not even funny.
But I let that go because you stopped saying those things in public. Atti, this is why Iâ€™m bootylicious ,mbu this is why you are not. Nuhâ€™mean…Cummon, who the hell do you think you are? Have you seen Jessica Alba … as Susan Storm? Chic was invisible but she still got me thinking! Have you seen Angelina Jolie? Bambi, Poor chic is aging. .. But anyway, I was easy…
Then after that you went and did soldier with Lâ€™il Wayne, who in my opinion looks like he is trying to deal with constipation. Couldnâ€™t you hire someone to pose as a rapper? Like Britneyâ€™s ex or Bobby Brown? You be there mbu hiring Lâ€™il Wayne.
Naye, As luck had it, at that time I went and fell HARD for Rihanna. That chic was Pon de replay of my emotions. She told me mbu I donâ€™t mind dem haters, us for us We ride. And she was not a selfish girl, nga doesnâ€™t she ask me, if its loving that I want, oba the music of the sun. But probably because of your influence, the ka poor Good girlâ€™s gone bada, but still, she did Umbrella, Nâ€™ella… ella…eh eh, Omwana oli…she could sing Overcoat and Iâ€™d still Bring it back…
Now you try to introduce a new word, simanyi Freakum Dress…What the ****!!