1. Is it possible for someone to get pregnant as a result of someone standing way too close whilst lining up?
2. Do Customer service attendants in various organizations meet up and compare notes on how they messed up someone’s day?
3. I’m listening to the radio and that chic that sounds like she’s suffering from constipation is telling us to go for the street jam. Is it possible that the guys behind the advert figure there’s a section of the public that does in fact feel for this girl and will come forth…
4. I’ve been rocking the Sandals look for a while and as a way of convincing myself that all is well, I have taken to looking out for people with a similar fashion sense…thus far its dudes riding boda bodas. Roadside preachers are wearing things of this world.
5. Wait a second, some guy outside my office is wearing sandals…he is moving towards a 4 Wheel Drive, He jumps in…he has no fuel, he is flagging a boda boda down…snap!
6. Looks like rain. Wearing sandals sucks
7. I think awesome is a word to describe a situation wherein we are allowed to take Monday off just because Tuesday is a public holiday…Why couldn’t this be on a day that actually is awesome?