7 Instances of Randomness

1. Is it possible for someone to get pregnant as a result of someone standing way too close whilst lining up?
2. Do Customer service attendants in various organizations meet up and compare notes on how they messed up someone’s day?
3. I’m listening to the radio and that chic that sounds like she’s suffering from constipation is telling us to go for the street jam. Is it possible that the guys behind the advert figure there’s a section of the public that does in fact feel for this girl and will come forth…
4. I’ve been rocking the Sandals look for a while and as a way of convincing myself that all is well, I have taken to looking out for people with a similar fashion sense…thus far its dudes riding boda bodas. Roadside preachers are wearing things of this world.
5. Wait a second, some guy outside my office is wearing sandals…he is moving towards a 4 Wheel Drive, He jumps in…he has no fuel, he is flagging a boda boda down…snap!
6. Looks like rain. Wearing sandals sucks
7. I think awesome is a word to describe a situation wherein we are allowed to take Monday off just because Tuesday is a public holiday…Why couldn’t this be on a day that actually is awesome?




  • Be silent Reply April 19, 2007

    firstie pardon???

  • The 27th Comrade Reply April 19, 2007

    Sometimes you are grotesquely funny. Like now. And, no, I am not gon’ rock any old sandals. I’m thinking lugabire.

  • Dennis Matanda Reply April 19, 2007

    Dude, I am so wearing my sandals tomorrow. And you are funny!

  • Cheri Reply April 20, 2007

    This is why I like to have the comment window open as I read posts…

    No 1….is that true? Then I must be pregnant with like septuplets.

    No 3….ROTFreallyLMAO….how does one sound when one has constipation?

    No 4….Guys, u shd see Ivan’s toes(in the sandals)….for real, they look like Tangawuzi!

  • ish Reply April 21, 2007

    cherie; tangawuzi?? lol!

    shall add this to my list of things to see before i die, Ivan in sandals

  • ROLEX MAKER Reply April 22, 2007

    u gotta have it! some brogrens are rappers —tha CD is out. and from what i hear its ballistic! u gotta have it –mbu the records will take u to paradise. CB did the review.

  • The 0ne Reply April 22, 2007

    @BeSilent: Okay, take it. The firstie, I mean.

    @27th: I tried Lugabire but each time I walked outside something smelt suspiciously like burnt rubber.

    @Dennis: It will only work if you don’t use a boda boda

    @Cheri: Nawe, go easy on the toes.

    @Ish: You won’t have to try too hard. Still rockin’ em.

    @RolexMaker: yes

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