Transport costs will go downâ€¦no, up. According to legendary transport expert Pkay, borrowing (heavily?) from Adam Smith (not to be confused with Adam ne Kawa), the rains will be replaced by blizzards and oil thereby wiping away most of the CHOGM influenced Road Works.
Strakaâ€™s weight is not going anywhere. This year might be the one when the earth, wait, this just in, ITS GOING UP. According to noted â€œweight gain related to rainâ€ expert, more rains mean more food, more food leading to more weight. Quoting him, â€œmore rain is directly proportional to weight gain especially if the constant of proportionality K (heh) is Strakaâ€¦codename: Straka Baby!â€ We also have reason to believe that more rain means a slight hike in bedroom activityâ€¦
Sadly, this will not be the year Amarula family finds their â€œfunnyâ€â€¦ As long as we have the same president, their â€œjokesâ€ will continue to torment usâ€¦translation, your kids will suffer the same fate as youâ€¦They might survive Saggyâ€¦Those of you without children can remedy this by ceasing to perform Amarula Family â€œthingsâ€ in an attempt at courtshipâ€¦Chics dig funny guys. When a chic says she feels Amarula, she means THE DRINK! (eh, Ernest?!)
This just in WBS has upgraded their service. Now when you tune in, you get a friendly message in TV-Safe colors asking you to â€œadjust your aerial for a clearer imageâ€