Me: erm, nothing..why, whatâ€™s going on? What have you heard?
B: Oh, nuthinâ€™..Just that youâ€™ve been avoiding meâ€¦
Me: Whoa! Hang on..
B: Yeah, I know, Iâ€™ve already been on her case but we already sorted ourselves outâ€¦
Me: No shit?!
B: Shitâ€¦see for yourself.
Me: I did actually, just figured she was putting words in your mouthâ€¦
B: I have it on good authority from Joshi that thatâ€™s not all that was being put in my mouth, hehe..geddit?
Me: Actually, no. Its much too lewd for me to comprehend. So, what do you want?
B: Well, youâ€™ve been feeling way too deep for your own good, I mean,WTF! Man! Who the heck do you think you are?
Me: I can explain that, actually, no. Just go on with the monologueâ€¦
B: I feel cheated dawg! I mean, we was rollinâ€™ together in this hizzy fuh shizzy. Peeps done seen us rollin and started hatin…what is up with that? You got me quoting song lyrics dude!
Me: Now that, I can explain.
B: If itâ€™s the song lyrics thing, I know where thatâ€™s from. Is it the other thing?
Me: It was the song lyrics actuallyâ€¦go on with your rant.
B: Thanks, so anyway, its like Iâ€™m alone these days. Its like I was telling Cherie earlier. Yâ€™all seem to have just come over had your way with me and left. What do I look like, some sort of slut?
B: Donâ€™t answer that. It was a rhetorical thingâ€¦Rhetorical in its very nature. Iâ€™m deep like that. And I know I am sort of loose. I mean, have you seen the number of people that use me. Heck, I have tried to be a little selective, what with all that beta nonsense, but you lot keep on comingâ€¦youâ€™re as persistent as a third world politician.
Me: Thatâ€™s not very specific.
B: I know. Which is really sad. But you know whatâ€™s sadder? You! Going around biting peopleâ€™s writing styles and all, couldnâ€™t you have come up with your own idea?
Me: Its way too much work, the beauty of this is the title. I mean, if youâ€™ve come from her blog, it makes you thinkâ€¦
B: That it does, but donâ€™t you think youâ€™ve stretched this whole thing a bit too much, seriously four hundred something words?
Me: Yeah, I guess it should end here…