Down With DDT. Seriously, that stuff is nasty. I have seen loads of documentaries that say so. Come to think of it, I also have a theory that involves Ken Lukyamuzi and an alliance of people that do not want us to hear what he has to say about DDTâ€¦or the song Hotel California.
So hereâ€™s what I suggest, lets grow Venus fly traps that have been genetically modified to (wait for it) EAT Mosquitoes! I know what you are thinkingâ€¦Iâ€™m clearly taking the piss. I am NOT..I was when the idea came to meâ€¦at STEAK OUTâ€¦doing ROCK NITE some justice.
I honestly see some potential in these things. I watched this movie once called Little Shop of Horrors (and if you have a clear copy Iâ€™d like it) and this plant was bloody articulateâ€¦then again the silly thing ate peopleâ€¦It was not its fault you realize. It just happened to have a taste for bloodâ€¦it was a kinky plant like thatâ€¦also it had Angelina Jolieâ€™s lipsâ€¦(oh Angelina, when will you adopt me and smother meâ€¦)(â€¦snap, that was incomplete, smother me with kindness and affection)
Anyway. Back to this plant issueâ€¦I think it would be cool to have a plant lying around conversating with you and chasing away the mosquitoes. I think someone should take this idea to the President. He has time on his hands; we know that unlike we mere mortals the President is not moved by football/soccer/democracy…